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10-26-2002, 08:49 PM
IMAGINE
Imagine that a huge asteroid is approaching the planet Earth, and scientists say that the collision of the asteroid with our planet is inevitable. At the same time, NASA scientists discover a planet on the other side of our Galaxy. Scientists say that the planet they have discovered contains living organisms, like us humans, who also have their own ideology and culutre, But scientists do not have the time to explore the newly discovered planet, since an asteroid is going to smash our planet and kill every living organism on our planet in the next 24 hours. MATEMATIK, invents a new spaceship that can travel from our planet to any other end of our galaxy in the matter of days. Unfortunately, MATEMATIK's spaceship can only carry one person. MATEMATIK, and the other scientists decide that YOU(since MATEMATIK is too old, but still handsome) should be sent to the other planet, where other organisms like us are living. You will be representing our race there in the other planet. Since the spaceship is small, it cannot carry much of your stuff that you would like to take with you. However, you are allowed to take with you only the following items:
1) Any three books of your preference(you are not allowed to take any computers such as laptop,since it may distract the autopilot's coordinations)
2)Any three Music CDs


SO, WHAT THREE BOOKS AND WHAT THREE MUSIC CDs WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO TAKE WITH YOU TO THE OTHER PLANET? YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD REPRESENT OUR CULTURE, BUT RATHER SOMETHING YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH OUT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, BOOKS AND MUSIC CDs YOU WOULD REALLY MISS!
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ganjubas
10-26-2002, 09:29 PM
Here you go MATEMATIK!!! First of all I'd kill you, and I'd take a hot sexy and smart girl, most likely a turkish girl!
I'd take of course some ganjubas and I'd show them how to "kayf".
Three books(seriously): 1) Not Karimov's works of course as you may have thought but Bible. Some guyz will protest "why not Koran???". My answer: Coz bible tells us more about history of humanity, of course... of course... don't panic! I will tell them that Jesus is not god, that he's just a jewish guy who joked sometimes and they understood him wrong.
2) Again not HIS books but '1000 and 1 nights'!!! We'd read the book "kayf"ing with my illegally taken by killing Matematik "ganjubas".
3) LOL, again again NOT "uzbekistan in the XXI century"!!!! but the book that I love... "Chalikushu", It's just for myself to read it again and again and make love with my turkish girl ;). It sounds romantic, but ACHTUNG!!! Gays close your eyes, don't read it and don't dream about me!!!!!!!!!!
Three CDs:1) Some Freestyle music
2) Some Freestyle music
3) Not some Freestyle music, and ACHTUNG!!! not Yulduz as well!!! I'd take Daler Nazarovs CD with his best songs.
That's it! :)

Specialist
10-27-2002, 01:27 PM
I'd choose:
1) Kniga Uzbekskoy kuhni
2) Enciklopediya (obshaya)
3) General Economics

1) Demis Rousses
2) Michael Jackson
3) World Adagios

MATEMATIK(specialist)
10-27-2002, 01:33 PM
I forgot to note, the spaceship has an intergrated CD Player, so that you can listen to your CDs, otherwise it would make no sense!

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10-27-2002, 02:20 PM
Can you figure out what message I have written below?
Message: Love is only a pathetic theory!



I promiss there is a message above, but you need to use your mind to read it. It is something you would really want to read!

Kolobok
10-27-2002, 02:45 PM
Hi there
Love is only a pathetic theory!
Well...about those three things:
1)Koran
2)World Economy&World Politics
3)hm...at the moment i'm reading The Devil's Advocate,it's very interesting,but i'd take "Shaytanat!" :)
Music:
1.Sherali Juraev
2.Mozart
3.hm..i guess Michael Jackson. :)
Sencerely Urs
Kolobo4ek ;)
P.S.Today: Very Boring day in forum... :(

:-)
12-01-2002, 10:33 AM
vvvv

noodles
12-01-2002, 05:01 PM
Books:
1) Koran
2) Huzur Sokag'i
3) Frankenstein

CDs:
1) Bryan Adams
2) MTV Collection
3) 2Pac

Delta
12-01-2002, 07:10 PM
hey matematik! what happened to the solution of that "his sons and their ages...." question ?

,but anyways.

1. I would scan library of books from world lib and burn it to a CD and take it with me. (make them ebook :) )


2. when it comes to music i would keep all my favorite in mp3 format ... later convert them to music CDs..(will be about 50 CDs in music format later) :)

I believe that spaceship has a computer or it's not a spaceship!!
Just in case, if it does not have it, I prefer to catch that asteroid with my bare hands :)



FREEDOM IS EVERYTHING & NOTHING, SINCE GOD GAVE IT TO US! IF IT'S TAKEN AWAY FROM ME....DON'T FORGET TO TAKE MY LIFE TOO.

Cherry
12-01-2002, 07:40 PM
1) CD Mark Antony
2) Tarkan
3) traditional. folk smf klassik uzbek muzik

Books
1) Unessenoye Vetrom
2) Psihology
3) Graf Monte Kristo :)

paradigm
12-01-2002, 09:28 PM
A ya bi ostalsya i podumal kak etu motherf$%r asteroid vzorvanut. Zachem na druguyu storonu galaktiki, esli ne mojesh vzyat hotya bi jenshinu, shtob snova chelovechestvo vostanovit. Hehe, ili kak to zapihnu menee lyogkuyu devochku v bort i kak nicho ne bivalo mojno rvanut tuda.

regards,

(sayyoralar aro) sayyoh
12-03-2002, 05:49 PM
Knigi:

1) Qur'oni Karim (in arabiyyun va o'zbekchada)
2) Sahihi Bukhari hadislar to'plami (complete to'plam)
3) The Book of Sunnah of Muhammad sallollhi alayhi wasallam

CDs
1) Full Qur'on recitation by Muhammad Jibreel (http://english.islamway.com/bindex.php?section=echapters&recitor_id=6)
2) Full Qur'on recitation Shaykh Abu Bakr Ash-Shatiriy (http://english.islamway.com/bindex.php?section=echapters&recitor_id=7)
3) my parents, hehe ;)

who can beat these wishes?.. 8)

LazyBoy
12-03-2002, 08:13 PM
sayyoralar, read - > Delta, beats you, since he can fit whole koran/hadis/etc to one CD
plus other books.
:) but what is the difference we all die one day lol

sayyoh bola
12-04-2002, 01:05 AM
yo, lazy punk ;)

i just didn't have anything else to say, what do you want? :) I at least sad the truth :)

btw, don't they teach you guys anything else in Washington???

peace, bro ;)

sal uyalib qogan sayyoh:)
12-04-2002, 01:08 AM
khm, uzr, oldingi postdagi "I at least sad the truth" so'zi "said" bo'lib o'qilsin :)

baribiram peace da! :)

BigN
12-04-2002, 12:17 PM
Man to'g'risini etsam uyg'onib ketardim :?: :twisted:

03-13-2003, 08:41 AM
khm, uzr, oldingi postdagi "I at least sad the truth" so'zi "said" bo'lib o'qilsin :)

baribiram peace da! :)ghojifghojkgohl jkgok jtj :D

Free
03-13-2003, 01:36 PM
this is just an imagination...

odil_lido
03-23-2003, 11:25 PM
kimda Sherali Jo`raevning Birinchi muhabbatim muziqasi bor. Iltimos jizpost@intal.uz ga jo`nating

Bob
03-25-2003, 07:08 AM
i would stay on earth, a couple of months of looting could be fun. besides u missed out the ethical question is it right to culturally conteminate another society?