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cronik
10-31-2002, 06:57 PM
Assalomu Aleykum aziz dostlar,aka-uka va opa-singilar!Man kecha uykudan turib,yoz kol yovush uchun vannaga kirasam,{voy mlya!}.Oynaga kozim tushib korkib kettim.Korsamki,sochim tokilvotti,ushbu gapni ogaynilarimga etsam,ular manga,sochini {HELDER SHOLDER"S}degan shampunda yovgin deishdi.Ularning gapiga kulog solib,shu ishni kildim,ikki kundan kegin karasamki sochim haliyam tokilvotti va yana bosaki sochimni perhot bosib ketibti{voy jalap dedim!}.Man yana ogaynilar oldiga sokim bordim,ular manga korkma Usni suvi shunaka bizga togri kelmaydi deishdi,san {Pantin provi}degan shanpuni ishlatib korgin deishdi!Endi nima kilishni bilmay koldim,agarda ushbu shampuni ishlatsam,sochim vobshe tokilib yok bobkosa nima kilaman?Ahir esh bolamanku hali hehe.Telka polka oravotkanimda nimadep oylashadi kizlaruza?Ushanchun siladan bitta kota kon iltimos erdam kere,agarda iloji bolsa koldirila!
cronik
Odamcha
10-31-2002, 08:14 PM
Voobsheto bir dori bor, u osimlikdan qilingan, lekin judaham judaham qimmat, 2200 dollar atrofida turadi US da, u hitoydan olib kelinadi, oti esimda emas, lekin dohtirhonadan sorasa boladi. Ammo, agar, qimmat desangiz, unaqada Yurinoterapiya degan narsani eshitgan bolsangiz kerak.
BOBOY
11-01-2002, 10:58 AM
Assalomu Aleykum aziz dostlar,aka-uka va opa-singilar!Man kecha uykudan turib,yoz kol yovush uchun vannaga kirasam,{voy mlya!}.Oynaga kozim tushib korkib kettim.Korsamki,sochim tokilvotti,ushbu gapni ogaynilarimga etsam,ular manga,sochini {HELDER SHOLDER"S}degan shampunda yovgin deishdi.Ularning gapiga kulog solib,shu ishni kildim,ikki kundan kegin karasamki sochim haliyam tokilvotti va yana bosaki sochimni perhot bosib ketibti{voy jalap dedim!}.Man yana ogaynilar oldiga sokim bordim,ular manga korkma Usni suvi shunaka bizga togri kelmaydi deishdi,san {Pantin provi}degan shanpuni ishlatib korgin deishdi!Endi nima kilishni bilmay koldim,agarda ushbu shampuni ishlatsam,sochim vobshe tokilib yok bobkosa nima kilaman?Ahir esh bolamanku hali hehe.Telka polka oravotkanimda nimadep oylashadi kizlaruza?Ushanchun siladan bitta kota kon iltimos erdam kere,agarda iloji bolsa koldirila!
cronik
uahahahaha otash qale? shuhratti tanirmidin bellevuedagi umidakala bilan turadi ushaniyam chochi to'kilib tepakal bo'p qolishiga saL QOLUDI
koroche usha biladi
omad
joe parker
11-03-2002, 08:54 AM
sochingga suv tekkizmasdan yuvin ;)
Kolobok
11-03-2002, 06:27 PM
Hi Cronik
LOL :D Bro!v ArbuzNete(chat) skaju che delat privatle...,ato zdesa devushki :) nu sam ponimaesh...,a tak chato pubpti :D
S Lubov'yu k tvoey jene & s Uvajeniem k tebe (cron)
Kolobo4ek ;)
uahahahaaaaa, amini e nima ham derdim, Toshkentga kel, qatiq bilan yuvasan, lol, a tak Toshkent pizdes gullavotti, gap yoq, 4 ta sozdan chiroyli bitta gap, va ikkita gapdan bitta nutq eplab gapirolsen boldi, zeleniy svet sanga, bu sanga pizzahonada delivery emasde night shiftda, skay, iching kuysin hehe, skay, a tak qalesan?
surdim, omad dude, peace.
cronik
11-09-2002, 11:47 AM
UTA ozin kaleysan gad!ancha dan beri korinmi koldin chatlada,soqqa yomi diman inetga?wauahahahha a tak delat nehuyada ezvorudim{hehe}sochim hudoga shkur hamasi joida!Kegin Pizahona uhladi!{Bankrot}Man hoz engi ishdaman{hehe}moshina olib sotosh,a tak uyam yakinda uhlidi!TN amini chikarvoli boraman Toshga egl... mandan zor biladigan odam egu bizada,srazu ishga olishsa kere wauahahahayha Toshkent Rock!
elDoraDo
11-10-2002, 11:32 AM
uahahahaha, pizdes - mlya odamla bemaza narsaga ko'proq moyilligi sho'ttyam ma'lum
a takotash qalesan - bitta tabrik - o'limga toboroa yaqinlashib borayotganing bilan tabrikliman - beg saniyam -UTA ku - hmda - navernoye ne uspeyu (mlya hudo asrasin )
a tak - bahti yuribdi - mlya budu 2 ta aroqni 3ta takasalten bilan baham ko'rib, mlya bekor kettin-de, baha, mani o'rnimga oborardin - hehehe... a tak choyhonada yegan oshing qale ekan - yaxshi survivie qivoldinmi - mlya man hozir o'ylavomman - choyhonadagi choyhonachi bollarga rahmat dedikmi yo'mi..... ne to o'ylashadide deb choyhonag kirishga uyalvomman.... hehe
hey cron - msn dagi id ini ber - boboy snaiki bor shekilli : beg11beg mi?
etgancha - ikkalvongayam - u bu narsa keremi - ja endi va'da bermimanu- no baribir tank yaqinda ketadigan bo'lsa - balki bervorarmiza - foydalarin tegin qolishini o'ylavommande - hehe
cronik
11-13-2002, 02:56 PM
Eldo.. molodec dostim bitta sanda odamgarchili kopti!hehe UTA bilan Tank ko& US okib ketib uzbechilik nima diganni esidan chikarib koygan>Eldo bizaga hizmat bosa et silaga hizmat yok bitta iltimos bor,Tank orkali bitta dona qazi{iltimos iloji bolsa}Emailga ezvor Airman6666@hotmail.com
cron
BOBOY
11-14-2002, 03:21 AM
he he cron qazi evolib kishnab yurarkansande
qizlani quvlab he he
eldorado rahmat yahshilik uchun manda hamma narsa bor :)
shu UFQ trilogiyasini bir o'qigim kevotudi, yoki SHUM BOLA
iltimos agar iloji bo'sa yuvorsen yahshi bo'lardi. USAdan qanaqa yordam kere bo'sa etvur.
omadlar
ps: cron qazi eb peredoz bo'p qoma tagin a tak rahmat sangayam JOHON URUSHIDA man tarafda bo'ganing uchun. biza hali ulani oyoq qo'llarini sindirib ogzi burnini qon qilamiz uahahaha
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