Bir kuni....

[kkk]

Coolnez,bilasanu qanaqaligini: ****kide:P

[Chapmi]

Vjik .
.

[noodles]

ubrali moy post! shit...

[Bizarre]

apandilaaaaa ha bu qanisila?! biiiiir aksiya qimimizami?:)

hoy max: ana endi yoshni ozinga mos qip qoyipsan:) buyam cheta ko'proq

by the way:
CooLneZ is known as Bizarre:)
qani apandila rules omadla...

[Free]

:D :D :D :D :D vuahahahahahahaaaa

[kkk]

apandilaaaaa ha bu qanisila?!

Aynekka(Ko'zguga) qaraseng toppolasan :P

[Chapmi]

Choyhonachi kecha aynekka qarasa .... yoq emish.

[noodles]

Bizarre, san erkelani gapiga aralashme otir :P

[CHOYHONACHI]

Choyhonachi kecha aynekka qarasa .... yoq emish.

apandide oshan uchun .... orqasidan qaragan ekan de ...
yoki apandilarni ham vampire bolarmikan a ?!


omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

Bizarre, san erkelani gapiga aralashme otir :P

bizza ... voy buuuu ... sanam shunaqamisan ?!

mauhauah ... siz o'shami ?!
mauhuaha

omadla

[Free]

CHOYHONACHI,kuvonip ketdi man hakkimda yozishvottila deb.. :D

[CHOYHONACHI]

CHOYHONACHI,kuvonip ketdi man hakkimda yozishvottila deb.. :D
ha endi ... odin raz hot v jizni odamlarni koziga tuship qopmizde ee
:(

omadla

[kkk]

Bizarre, san erkelani gapiga aralashme otir

kattalani ishiga tem bolee :P

[Chapmi]

xaxa bizare ni chm .. sini chiqarishvordiku shunchalik ishkal bolami yo...
a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush.

[CHOYHONACHI]

a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush.

ne biliyi ben ne olmush?! ... a tak bilas tomi qiyshiq, sichqonni uyidan kotta bomasam ham uyimizda har doim joy topishka harakar qilamiz ...

omadla

[noodles]

kkk, :lool:

[CHOYHONACHI]

bide bizza futbol oyarmush ?!

UNAQA'larham futbol oynashini birinji marotaba eshitishim

mauhuahuaha

omadla

[noodles]

CHOYHONACHI, futbol oynashni bilasmi?

[Free]

Abarigen, siz turkiyenin neresindesiniz?
Choyhonachi hafa bumang siz har doim bizning kuzimizga tushgansiz ku :=)))))

[CHOYHONACHI]

CHOYHONACHI, futbol oynashni bilasmi?

eeee ... nomerim 20 :)
kak Roberto Carlos leviy defans, orta saha, va forward :)
tosahkenga borganda apandila ir toplanip oynelimu ?!

omadla

[noodles]

CHOYHONACHI, vse organizuem :) kelovrilachi:)

[Chapmi]

Nevtchini formasi judayam yarashvorsa kereda a Choyhonachi :)

[Chapmi]

a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush.

ne biliyi ben ne olmush?! ... a tak bilas tomi qiyshiq, sichqonni uyidan kotta bomasam ham uyimizda har doim joy topishka harakar qilamiz ...

omadla
Abisi bi patlama olmush bi patlama olmush yaqinda turkiyede savasha giriyomush. tabi bizide memlekete postaliyolamish

[Chapmi]

istanbulni mishmishlarida

[CHOYHONACHI]

a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush.

ne biliyi ben ne olmush?! ... a tak bilas tomi qiyshiq, sichqonni uyidan kotta bomasam ham uyimizda har doim joy topishka harakar qilamiz ...

omadla
Abisi bi patlama olmush bi patlama olmush yaqinda turkiyede savasha giriyomush. tabi bizide memlekete postaliyolamish

apandi bir kun tush korgan ekan ... tushida kak budto USA Iroqqa napdaneniya qiptimish ... urush boptimish ... Turkiya ham urushka kiriptimish ... tushizda ham bunaqa narsa kormesiz abarigen ... qayoqqa op ketar edi ... :) sizday yoshlarni nima qiladi ona-vatan ? oborip o'sha KUU da oqitadimi ? :) tak chto umitvor bomeng :) ...

omadla

[Mirzabek]

Nevtchini formasi judayam yarashvorsa kereda a Choyhonachi :)


amo men ham shunday deb oylayman nefchinin formasi sizga jaa yarashadida ha botam togrimi
sozdan kochasiz prikol kolmay koldi shekilli aa



,uhahahahahahaahaaa :D :D :D :D :D


:lool: :lool: :lool:

[Mirzabek]

a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush.

ne biliyi ben ne olmush?! ... a tak bilas tomi qiyshiq, sichqonni uyidan kotta bomasam ham uyimizda har doim joy topishka harakar qilamiz ...

omadla


bay bay botam jaaa jirbniy prikolkuu meni vashe sindim esi chyoooo

oshna ha endi bu sozlarden kegin men boshka yerga borasidim
muahahahahhaa \

kancha bolsa ham joy topiladi deyn botam muahahah :lool: :lool:

men hozir olib kolaman :lool:

botam u sichkon jaaa katta sichkonda chichkon emas

KAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMUUUUSS SSHH

:lool: :lool: :lool:

ehtiyat bolinglar bir yerilarni och kolsa kemirib koymasin :lool:

[Mirzabek]

ha yana bir narsaesdan chikib kolib ti

botam siz NEFTCHI formasini kiyib oynasangiz men bolelshik bolaman
siz bilan oynamiman :lool: :lool:

oshna abarigen sen chi ????/

[CHOYHONACHI]

Nevtchini formasi judayam yarashvorsa kereda a Choyhonachi :)


amo men ham shunday deb oylayman nefchinin formasi sizga jaa yarashadida ha botam togrimi
sozdan kochasiz prikol kolmay koldi shekilli aa



,uhahahahahahaahaaa :D :D :D :D :D


:lool: :lool: :lool:

har gapka prikol qilaversak prikollni nima anlami qoladi .. vapsheto bu gapni sizi bu gapizga etish kerak ediku :)

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush.

ne biliyi ben ne olmush?! ... a tak bilas tomi qiyshiq, sichqonni uyidan kotta bomasam ham uyimizda har doim joy topishka harakar qilamiz ...

omadla


bay bay botam jaaa jirbniy prikolkuu meni vashe sindim esi chyoooo

oshna ha endi bu sozlarden kegin men boshka yerga borasidim
muahahahahhaa \

kancha bolsa ham joy topiladi deyn botam muahahah :lool: :lool:

men hozir olib kolaman :lool:

botam u sichkon jaaa katta sichkonda chichkon emas

KAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMUUUUSS SSHH

:lool: :lool: :lool:

ehtiyat bolinglar bir yerilarni och kolsa kemirib koymasin :lool:

shunaqa mehmonlari yepla kottayvomizda bro ... esizdami siz ham bir kun bizda mehmondorchilikta bir shorva olip kelganimizda go'shtini soragan ediz .. biz kulip qoyganmiz :) u kimni go'shti dey oylagan ediz :) nu tak vot prishlo vremya govorit pravdu ... u o'sha paytta esizdami bir do'sitmiz stambulga kelip yoq bolip qolgan edi .. vot oshani go'shti edi :) .. lekin takje nado zametit chto vi upletali shorva s apetitom :) mauhauha ...
qarende .. ertaga sizni ham kliklariz chiqip qosa :)

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

ha yana bir narsaesdan chikib kolib ti

botam siz NEFTCHI formasini kiyib oynasangiz men bolelshik bolaman
siz bilan oynamiman :lool: :lool:

oshna abarigen sen chi ????/

o'zi sizga bolelshikli juda yarashadi :)
yana futbol oyneman desez ... sizni ko'k top bilan adashtirip yuborip yana tepip yuborishmasin a?! mauhauha

kegin nickiz ham TOP'ka chiqmasin tag'in :) mauhauha

omadla

[Free]

futbolun bu bolumle ne alakasi varsa artik..

[CHOYHONACHI]

futbolun bu bolumle ne alakasi varsa artik..

iye apandila futbol oynaganini korishlide ... vot komediy film boladi ...

omadla

[Mirzabek]

ertaga sizni ham kliklariz chiqip qosa


bu prikol vashe halig nia deb koyadi
cok banelsiniz ayol
valla unchalik irench prikol kilaversimi eeee O'LAAAA :lool:

[CHOYHONACHI]

ertaga sizni ham kliklariz chiqip qosa


bu prikol vashe halig nia deb koyadi
cok banelsiniz ayol
valla unchalik irench prikol kilaversimi eeee O'LAAAA :lool:

bir kuni apandi forumga kirip bir prikol qile degan ekan ...

omadla

[noodles]

bir kuni apandi forumga kirip bir prikol qile degan ekan ...
o'hshamabdi...keyin bechora qochip ketibdi... :lool:

[Sobir]

Ikkinchi jahon urushi bulayotgan ekan. Bir kuni Stalin qarasa hamma o'zbeklar bozorda ekan. Urushga hech kim bormas ekan. Shunda Stalin rag'batlantirish yo'li bilan o'zbeklarni urushga junatmoqchi bulibdi.
Stalin: - o'zbeklar kelinglar bozorga bormasdan urushga boringlar. Har bir uldirib olib kelgan nemis evaziga 50 rubl beraman :D .
O'zbeklar: - mayli 8) .
Stalin: - o'zbeklar kelinglar har bir nemisga 25 rubl berayin byudjet tugri kelmayapti :D .
O'zbeklar: - mayli 8) .
.........................
Stalin: - o'zbeklar kelinglar har bir nemisga 25 tiyin berayin byudjet tugri kelmayapti :? .
O'zbeklar: - NIMA :twisted: ??? PARTIZANLAR BITTA NEMISNI 15 TIYINDAN SOTAYAPTI. SIZ 25 TIYINDAN QABUL QILASIZMI ?? ENDI BIZ 10 TIYIN UCHUN ISHLAYMIZMI???

[Bizarre]

bitta sovolim boridi???
CHOYHONACHI? qochon odam bolasan?!

Hmmmm, manga tosh otipsanlami?

kkk mayli san kichkinasan:)
max hali cafeinga oti sani.....:))



NO abargien turshe bu qattan keldi mani huzurimga???
He wrote:
xaxa bizare ni chm .. sini chiqarishvordiku shunchalik ishkal bolami yo...
a tak choyhonachi hafa bolish yok bugunlarda istanbul yoli yopilip kopti.
aytmoqchi istanbulda UK konsolosluguna ne olmush...


sureee betttan!
atak boru rules apandila:))

[Mirzabek]

haligi nemis togrisida vashe smert ekan
i koroche o'sha ozbelar mayli deb aytishibti...

o'zbela yo'lda partizanlar yoniga ketvotkanda yolda bir mashina
apandi o2tib ketibti :lool: nima qilamiz deb oylanishib qolishsa
orasida choyhonachi Bizarre Max moshinada ketvotkan ekan...

[noodles]

sotib olingan nemislani ichida Mirzabek, kkk bor ekan..... keyin ulani opkelishsa stalin qaytarvoribdi: Man Evreylanimas nemislani opkelila dedim!!!

[Sobir]

Juralar sila ham qiziqroq apandi etila!

[Free]

Sobir, sobir qil ...

[Chapmi]

Желая посмеяться над Насреддином, один старик сказал ему:
- Жаль, умерла твоя мать, а то женился бы я на ней и ты был бы мне
сыном.
- Так и сейчас еще не поздно.
- Как это? - оторопел шутник.
- Да очень просто: отдайте мне в жены свою дочь, вот я и буду вам сыном.

[Mirzabek]

Mirzabek va kkk bir biriga karab
-ee sen evreymisan : debdi Mİrzabek kkk ga
-Ha srede aziyatskiy.O'zbelarni hammasini oshanday deydiku
-Max chi kim bolmasa?
- Evreyni o'zi :lool:
-Voy valakisalang O'ldiramn uni : deb Mirzabek yolga chikib ti ...

Omadlar

[DJ_Cool]

Mirzabek va kkk bir biriga karab
-ee sen evreymisan : debdi Mİrzabek kkk ga
-Ha srede aziyatskiy.O'zbelarni hammasini oshanday deydiku
-Max chi kim bolmasa?
- Evreyni o'zi :lool:
-Voy valakisalang O'ldiramn uni : deb Mirzabek yolga chikib ti ...

Omadlar

Bir kuni kechki payt qayik bilan pitachok va vinni puuh baliqqa chikmokchi boldilar. Hamma narsani tayorlashibti de, yolga chikishibti. Vinni puh ozi oziga:
-Qoy pitachok kichkina ozim gribat kilaman -:dep ozi gribat kila boshlabti,lekin ozgina vaqt otgandan kiyin, qarasa ki pitachok uhlab kolip, hurrak ota boshlabti. Vinnipuh bolsa kolidagi vesla bilan pitachokni boshiga bitta uribti. Pitachok bolsa huddi Kinkongni tushiga korganga ohshab Vinnipuhga togri qarabti. Vinnipuh esa pitachoqqa qarab :
- Nima boldi pitachok, uhlayolmayobsizmi a!? Mana unda siz gribat kilinchi..dep pitachokka beribti.
Omadla Shuraly Jalalabadskiy..

[Mirzabek]

mda :lool:
lekin Dj_Cool davomi kani... :lool:
Mirzabek kayerga ketti kkk yolda mi qoldi nima boladi endi Max qotil Mirzabekni pichogidan o'ladimi...

to be continue

[CHOYHONACHI]

mda :lool:
lekin Dj_Cool davomi kani... :lool:
Mirzabek kayerga ketti kkk yolda mi qoldi nima boladi endi Max qotil Mirzabekni pichogidan o'ladimi...

to be continue

nima bo'pti davomi ?

Mirzabek shunday gapirdiki .. kak budto Pitachyok Vinnini suvda cho'ktirip o'ltirganday a?! ...

:) ho'sh?

omadla

[noodles]

nu nima gapla, apandila? yengi anekdotla bormi? :)

[Mirzabek]

choyhonachi meni mail bozim o'ldi deyn menga esi chyo sheralini ve sizni mail adreslaringizni jonating ok
davay

po hodu yangi narsa hozir yozman

[Red_DeviL]

Guess Who Back ......... :twisted:

[CHOYHONACHI]

choyhonachi meni mail bozim o'ldi deyn menga esi chyo sheralini ve sizni mail adreslaringizni jonating ok
davay

po hodu yangi narsa hozir yozman

chunmadim ?! mail boxe'ziga kima nima qipti ?!

:P

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

Guess Who Back ......... :twisted:

Guess Who (is) Back ?!

:lool: ...

ajina apandilanda eshitgan gaplaring yetmagan shkekili a?! :P

omadla

[Red_DeviL]

Choy nimala divosan?
Uzr endi bitta hato qipman. Guess Who's Back Dep yozmoqchiydim o'zi. Hayol ketib qopiti.

[CHOYHONACHI]

Choy nimala divosan?
Uzr endi bitta hato qipman. Guess Who's Back Dep yozmoqchiydim o'zi. Hayol ketib qopiti.

qayoqa ketip qolipti hayol ?!
japoniyaga?! apandihongamas mi ish qilip ?!

qarade .. uni sohibi bor ku ?! :lool:

koroche uni party'sida bormidin ?!

omadla

[Chapmi]

........ :rolleyes:

[noodles]

CHOYHONACHI, sohibi kim ekan ? :P

:evil: :o :shock: :P :rolleyes: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: ;) :oops: :? :( 8) :D :) :( :o :D :x :evil: :twisted:

[Free]

Heyrulli Hazretleri geldi ...

[Umida#1]

Hey salaam hamma apandilar. i was just reading the text messagings and was thinking if "afandi" knew how to cuse in old times and just thought that new,modern (you guys) cuse alot. I think it's the part of being modern afandi.

Isn't it?

<<<<<<<By the was good luck to all afandis>>>>>>>

[Alouddin]

Umida#1, cuse??? :? mojet cuss? :shock:

[Mirzabek]

Umidahon I'do know how to be modern apandi :rolleyes:

amo yahshi narsaga ohshaybti

Umidahon any modern apandi in VA, if yes we must study something about them :lool: especially CHOYHONACHİ,

po hodu kaleysiz oshna...

omadlar

[CHOYHONACHI]

CHOYHONACHI, sohibi kim ekan ? :P
ne Ya eto uj tochno !!!

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

:evil: :o :shock: :P :rolleyes: :arrow: :?: :idea: :!: ;) :oops: :? :( 8) :D :) :( :o :D :x :evil: :twisted:

eto perviye simptomi afandilk ...
:lool:

ne znaya pochemu i kak najimat na vse knopki na control panel ...
:lool:

moder bolganingda o'zini o'zin ban qilip qoyar edin
:lool:

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

Hey salaam hamma apandilar. i was just reading the text messagings and was thinking if "afandi" knew how to cuse in old times and just thought that new,modern (you guys) cuse alot. I think it's the part of being modern afandi.

Isn't it?

<<<<<<<By the was good luck to all afandis>>>>>>>

sinim please talk o'zbecha :)

...cuse...

biz Usa'da bo'lmaganimiz uchun we don't know unaqa cute so'zlarni ....

tipa: ey ya whity, don't touch my young nigga .. or old nigga will come and touch ya ...

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

Umidahon I'do know how to be modern apandi :rolleyes:

amo yahshi narsaga ohshaybti

Umidahon any modern apandi in VA, if yes we must study something about them :lool: especially CHOYHONACHI,

po hodu kaleysiz oshna...

omadlar

po hodu moshinaday ... tohtame yuripman .. ne mogu ostanovitsya ...

Cem Yilmaz'dan :

ay chooohh enerjitig'iz ... arabandan indik hala enerjitigiizzz ... :lool:

omadla

[kkk]

hehe
Umida yahsi niyatla bilan yozganakan ,
dabdalasini chiqarishvoripsan...(podhod kuchli kettimi?:))

a tak hozir rapper apandilayam chiqqan..bizarre u bu narsa devor...

[Umida#1]

Mirzabek Wrote:



Umidahon any modern apandi in VA, if yes we must study something about them especially CHOYHONACHİ,


ANS: Nope I don't know anybody here who is modern afandi( I'm not including americans or nigras)

Choyhonachi Wrote:


sinim please talk o'zbecha



Ok sure brother( Hup boladi akajon) Bugundan boshlab uzbekchada gaplashaman siz bilan.

[CHOYHONACHI]

Choyhonachi Wrote:


sinim please talk o'zbecha



Ok sure brother( Hup boladi akajon) Bugundan boshlab uzbekchada gaplashaman siz bilan.

bo'ldi gap yo ...
ho'sh (iki qolim bosh :P emas ) : nima demohchisiz ?!

omadla

[Bizarre]

hehe
Umida yahsi niyatla bilan yozganakan ,
dabdalasini chiqarishvoripsan...(podhod kuchli kettimi?:))

a tak hozir rapper apandilayam chiqqan..bizarre u bu narsa devor...




eeee bor bor, vohtim yuq mani...:)
/me is away

[kkk]

hehe
Umida yahsi niyatla bilan yozganakan ,
dabdalasini chiqarishvoripsan...(podhod kuchli kettimi?:))

a tak hozir rapper apandilayam chiqqan..bizarre u bu narsa devor...




eeee bor bor, vohtim yuq mani...:)
/me is away
Lol
to'gri qilding lekin..kattalani ishiga aralashmaganing yahsi bo'ldi:)

[CHOYHONACHI]

bir kuni apandi biq qizchaga gap otay degan ekan :

hehe
Umida yahsi niyatla bilan yozganakan ,
dabdalasini chiqarishvoripsan...(podhod kuchli kettimi?:))

a tak hozir rapper apandilayam chiqqan..bizarre u bu narsa devor...

[Mirzabek]

yoniga kelib: -Yooo kalesiz oppogim, yooo esi chyo tanishmilimi yoo :lool:

qiz mundoq karasa rapper apandi ekan...

qiz ham rus qiz ekan

apandi shundoq karab: -Yoo, davay znakomitsya devushka
qiz sorabti :- Kak tebya zvatto
apandi : - Yoo , VALİ
Qiz : - NU ka OTVALİ

debti :lool:

omadlar

[CHOYHONACHI]

yoniga kelib: -Yooo kalesiz oppogim, yooo esi chyo tanishmilimi yoo :lool:

qiz mundoq karasa rapper apandi ekan...

qiz ham rus qiz ekan

apandi shundoq karab: -Yoo, davay znakomitsya devushka
qiz sorabti :- Kak tebya zvatto
apandi : - Yoo , VALİ
Qiz : - NU ka OTVALİ

debti :lool:

omadlar

Mirzani eski prikollaridan mi ?!

manuchi esizda mi : opketila ... opkettilllaaa ?! omin.. moshinangni shinalari teshilip qolsin ... TOVARLAAAARRR ... :lool:

omadla

[Free]

tushunsa buladi

[Mirzabek]

muhuhuuh
esda
freee ha nima yoqmadimi diman

senga

omadlar

[noodles]

Nima gapla?

[Mirzabek]

o'sha Max sen yoo ayron vayroni chivotti
esi chyo bir stroy bat kivormasan mi :lool:

omadlar

[Umida#1]

Mirzabek, Salaam.


yoniga kelib: -Yooo kalesiz oppogim, yooo esi chyo tanishmilimi yoo

qiz mundoq karasa rapper apandi ekan...

qiz ham rus qiz ekan

apandi shundoq karab: -Yoo, davay znakomitsya devushka
qiz sorabti :- Kak tebya zvatto
apandi : - Yoo , VALİ
Qiz : - NU ka OTVALİ

Kechirasiz man rus emasman va kkk manga gap otgani yuq.
He was really nice that he knew I didn't mean anything bad so he wrote it there and now you guys calling that FLIRT no way.
Take Care For Now

[kkk[osmonda]]

shuni ayting..:).....biz.... haligi..nimedi.....esli odobli apandila :P

[_Charosoy_]

Odobli deng:) :)

[kkk[odobli]]

ishanoring :)

[_Charosoy_]

Uhlaganda :)

[kkk[haliyam_odobli]]

shunisiga shukr qiselachi! :P

[_Charosoy_]

:) :)

[kkk[odob_chegarasida]]

bir chekkada poylap turganakansilada? :P

[_Charosoy_]

Yana ozgina poylasam, chegaradan chiqib ketish arafasida shekili :shock: :P

[CHOYHONACHI]

Charosoy ?
Apandihon bo'lmohchimisiz? :P
With Umida#1 ?:P

Shartlarini bilasmi ?
:)

omadla

[_Charosoy_]

O'rgatasizde :)

[CHOYHONACHI]

O'rgatasizde :)
oki ...
nimadan boshlikin a?

:)

omadla

[Umida#1]

Excume me, Choyhonachi...
Why would he be with me? I didn't get what exactly you meant. Will you explain clearly huuuh?

[Mirzabek]

Umidahon just forget about everything ;)

just read and look :D
then maybe you become Apandihon :lool:

hormela qizlar oy tfu bollar a tak qizlar kaleysla....?



omadlar

[CHOYHONACHI]

Excume me, Choyhonachi...
Why would he be with me? I didn't get what exactly you meant. Will you explain clearly huuuh?

not HE, but SHE ... Charosoy is female :)
but Apandihon is Apandi jenskogo roda ! :)
Could I make it clear right now?

omadla

[Umida#1]

Yeah thanx CHOYHONACHI, I got what exactly you meant. You made it clear.

[CHOYHONACHI]

Yeah thanx CHOYHONACHI, I got what exactly you meant. You made it clear.
always welcome ...
so, being Apandihon, don't you have anything to say to all our Apandies?
:)

by the way, it makes me laugh when youngsters (especially who gone from CIS countries) speak cool english like: yeah dudy, whadahel, ili okidoki :) .. it is only my opinion, dudy, do not get it personally :P

omadla

[Umida#1]

Well I guess I'm not good joke maker so I'll it to you guys!!!!!
All right.
Maybe I'll think of something later and type and share with you guys.

[CHOYHONACHI]

Well I guess I'm not good joke maker so I'll it to you guys!!!!!
All right.
Maybe I'll think of something later and type and share with you guys.

being Apandihon, you are not obligized to make joke whenever you write :) .. just chat, mumble something :)

omadla

[Sobir]

Ogaynila apandi etila endi zerikib qoldigu?

[noodles]

svejiysi boladimi?

[CHOYHONACHI]

svejiysi boladimi?
bor mi ?

[Chapmi]

topilib kolar ?

[Royal]

Har doimgidek bittasi yangi apandi va'da qilib qidirib ketdi ikkinchisi eshitishga ketdi

[B]Webpage Title (yandex.ru)yana kanaka apandi yandex kir mana sanga apandi

Agar apandi kurmokchi buseng www.mail.ru (mail.ru) ga kir ana sanga apandi

www.mail.ru

[noodles]

www.apandi.uz =))

[noodles]

a kstate, pochemu bi ne otkrit takoy prikolniy portal, www.apandi.uz ?? Any suggestions? :idea:

[CHOYHONACHI]

max kajis ti opozdal :) ...
... www.apandiland.narod.ru ...

omadla

[Bilasla kimligimni]

itam kirmasa kerek y saitilaga.....

[Royal]

CHOYHONACHI,

Bu "AkaJon"dagi rasimda Beryozani sokin zaksuka qilayapsizmi deyman a?

[CHOYHONACHI]

itam kirmasa kerek y saitilaga.....

yo adaship kirip qoladi ... sanga o'hshaganla :P

omadla

[CHOYHONACHI]

CHOYHONACHI,

Bu "AkaJon"dagi rasimda Beryozani sokin zaksuka qilayapsizmi deyman a?

akajon masman kuuu .... u apandilardan bittasiii :D

omadla

[Mirzabek]

men ham bir adaashib kiray dedim lekin kiro olmadim :lool:

ee sanlarni serveringayam boshka yeringa yam
ochsez normlaniy site ochmesizmi BOTAM

mdlr

[kkk]

Kecha Bushti yolg'onchligi haqida apandi o'qib qoludim,aytbere a :)
koroche...
bir kuni George W.Bush okeanlar ustidan safarga chiqip qopti .I yo'lda samoleti avariya bo'lip apandiland oroliga tushipti .lol.
ertasi kun,i FBIdegilar habardi eshitip boripti apandilandka..borishsa O'zimizi Apandi ketmon chopib yurganakan ...FBI apandidan so'rapti:
-hormeng Apandi,Bushti samoleti bn odamlari shuyaqqa tushtimi avariyadan?
Apandi:aha,ertalab ulani hammasini ko'mip keldim
FBI:ho?prezident ham o'liptimi?
Apandi:to'risini aytsam KO'myatkandimda ,Bush :"men hali tiriman,o'lganim yo'!" deb baqiryatudi,nu endi o'zila bilasilayu qanaqa yolg'onchiligini....

[nomad]

Bir gun/kuni, adamin biri, Afandi'den essagini odunc ister. Ama, Afandi, bu adami hic sevmez, vermek istemez.

Adam : Afandi, essagini bir gun icin alabilir miyim?

Afandi: Essak, oldu.

[Bu anda, essak ahirdan anirmaya/bagirmaya baslar ... aiiii aaaaiiiiiiii aiiiiiiiiii]

Adam: Afandi, utanmiyor musun, ak sakalinla yalan soyluyorsun! Bak essagin sesini duyuyorum.!!!

Afandi, adama kizar ve...

Adandi: Sen utanmiyor musun!!! bu ak sakalli Afandi'nin sozune inanmiyorsun da, bir essaga inanirsin!!? ;)

-----------

Klasik......

..............

En cok sevdigim: "Afandi'nin Test'i" - ama uzun, buraya yazmak cok surer.
Ingilizce'si : http://www.halikilimci.com/hoca/
sahifesinin "Stories" bolumunde. (Read "Hoca's Test"..)

[wyxpat]

voyyy kkk'aaaaaal, haaaliyam yuripsanmi ashi moshnada apandilani aqa sudrap-baqa sudrap; ha kemaysanlami mundo osh bo'masayam bolta-molta solip sho'rva qip berardim

[noodles]

www.apandiland.narod.ru stremno....nado develop =)

[Royal]

Apandi yoshligida bir kochdan ketayotsa qoshni mahalladan yomon bir qodam ushlab olib : San nima sotasan, Apandi: Ha, biza qimiz sotamiz, Odam: unda har kuni manga 1 litr qimizindan opkeb tur hopmi, Apandi: Hop. Shundoq qilib ancha kunlar Apandi u odamga yangi qimizdan opkep turiptiyu shu 3-4 kuni kemiy qopti, shunda u odam chiqib Apandini yana ushlab sorabdi: Ha, nima boldi, qimiz opkemiy qolding. Apandi: E...amaki, nimasini etasiz, shu eshagimiz o'lib qoldi...... 8)

[CHOYHONACHI]

www.apandiland.narod.ru stremno....nado develop =)

center ... !!! center !!! this is alfa team three ouuu threee (to est 303) ... !!! we need backup !!! ... center I repeat !!! we need backup!!!
:lool:

omadla

[wyxpat]

center ... !!! center !!! this is alfa team three ouuu threee (to est 303) ... !!! we need backup !!! ... center I repeat !!! we need backup!!!
:lool:

omadla

Center: MoToRaToRs are in ignore list, no backups, up your back yourself ;)

[Royal]

Oqituvchi elon qilibdi sinfga:
-Bolalar ertaga, hamma imtihonga tayorgarlik uchun ish qilamiza shunga hamma bolishi shart.
Apandi: Man agar charchab qosam, kelmasam ham boladimi ?
Oqituvchi: San endi nimadan charchab qomoqchisan ?
Apandi: Ozgina intim ishlarim bor edi ?
Oqituvchi: Hop.... unda San chap qoling bilan yozaqolgin....

[wyxpat]

Royal, apandiga tuhmat qimapsizmi?! yaxshimaaaaas

[Royal]

Endi Apandi ham yosh paytida shoh boga ekan. endi tekinga oqiyvermiysizmi endi.


Bit kuni tirikchilik qilaman deb ancha qiynalib yurgan ekan , katta koprikni tagida bir qutiga och katta bir it va yonida bishqa qutida bir katta mushik yotgan ekan , ular och va juda ozgin ekanlar. APandi oylab turib , aha bundan bir ish chiqarish kerak debdida, ularni olib bozorga boribdi. U erda bir erni ijaraga olib odamlarga elkon qilibdi: "Eshshakni anoyisiyu va Yolbarsni antiqasi" deb. Odamlar ham Usta akaga ohshab zerikib otirishgan ekan darrow yigilib ketib ur-sur qilishib odam boshiga bir qanchadan Apandi pul yigib otirsa, bittasi engidan tortibdi: "Ha" desa,
"Apandi, bu katta it minan olay degan mushukku" desa, Apandi : Taqsir, ochiring ovozizni savdoni oldiras, Ha bopti Sizga bu gal tekin boring kirib chiqa qoling" debdi.
8)

[Chapmi]

tirik ekansilaru atak...

[Royal]

eeee ha janob tuzemets, borakansizku a, qatladan aoriymiza ?
domla bolaman deb ishqilib chochimas boshdan ajrab qomayla yana ?

[barno]

:Д :Д

mdaa domlalik yoshlikda kopketgan hozircha tirikchilik bilan yurubmiz koshni kishlokda.

[Royal]

uyam yahshi, unndaan keyinchi?

[Royal]

Novost, Novost. Novost.

Dve goroda dogovorilis bit gorodami bratyami :

Krimskiy : Herson i
Nemetskiy: Potsdam.

[Chapmi]

yahsi kilishibti .
bir zamonlar Osh Bilan Istanbul ham Qardosh shaharlar edi.
Mayor almashtiyu hamma narsa unutuldi

[Royal]

Abarigen, etib bormapti shekilli, bu erda soz oyini Her - Pots bitta narsa.

[Mirzabek]

hammala general bolaman devoslar mi :lool:

ha yaxshi :D

biz ham esi chyoo muahahah

mdlr

[Royal]

Mirzabek,

Sizzi kapitan qilishibdi .......tabrikliymiz

[NGA]

hehe hamma mansabparastlar toplanibtiyu :) 8)

peace

[Royal]

Yoooq, korinishidan hamma yoqgni milisa bosib ketganga ohshiydi,

Mirzabek arestant.

[Mirzabek]

kim milisa kim emas bilmyamiz lekin hammada kazyollarning
darajaleri bor ekan :) eng katta daraja esa MOderator :lool:
biz esa pastrook darajadamiz :lool:
mdlr

[Royal]

Mirzabek,

Moderatorlarni unaqa urishib bomiydi, ayib boladi, ozi 2ta ayibni boynizga ilib, ustizga arestovinniylarni maykasini kiygizishibdiyu haliyam tushunmabsiz, orab turib etish kerak: "ularni shohi bor" desangiz boldi.

Man unaqa deganim yoq.....

[CHOYHONACHI]

:evil: :twisted:

omadla

[Mirzabek]

u prikolni bittasi yozgan ediii lekin ancha bo'Ldi kuu kkkk :lool:

BOTAM siz nimaga sinirleniyorsunuz anlayamadim muahahah

mdlr

[Mirzabek]

karenda bu gaplarizga sizga ham shunday ustvosh kiydirib qoyishmasin oshna :)

[Royal]

man hewch kimni hech qanaqa hayvonga ohshatmadimki ahir (hzl)

[Delta]

Шёл-шёл ёжик по лесу, забыл, как дышать и умер! Потом вспомнил, встал и пошёл дальше, забыл, как пердеть и взорвался.

[Royal]

-Znaete-li Vi, - sprashivaet gost u hozyaki doma - kakaya raznitsa mejdu dvuhmetrovim negrom, gorilloy i avtmobilom?
-Ne znayu, nikogda pod avtmobilem ne bila!

[Royal]

....idyot operatsiy. Iz pod operatsionnogo stola:
- Myau!
Hirurg:
- Bris!
Iz pod stola snova:
- Myau!
- Poshla von!
Snova:
Myau!
Hirurg otrezaya chto-to u patsienta i brosaya pod stol:
-Da na, podavis!

[kuzmunchoq]

Man silaga,yangai apandini boshlab bermasam,silar bittasini ichak-chavoqini chiqarib tashlabsalru.Xullas:Apandi uylanishga uylanibdi-yu,lekin xotini bilan yotmasmish,apandini onasi <jon bolam a bu yigit kishi xotini bilan kechalari achom -acom qilib yotadida>desa apandi.....(bir qancha bahonalarni tuqiganmish).
Xush harakat qilib kurilachi topa olaslamikain.

[kkk{oyog'i_osmonda}]

hehe
haqiqiy apandila kanikuldaligi sezilip qolyaptida :P

[*Wraith*]

KKK
apandila ovga chiqibti birkun , Choyhonachi kimmi ovlavosla disa ... ?

[noodles]

kkk, tirimisan? :)

[CHOYHONACHI]

tirimiz!!!
:P

omadla

[noodles]

CHOYHONACHI, uahaha Tosh? Osh? :lool:

[kkk[tiri_esli_che]]

Max,
sog'indingmi? ( lol )

[wyxpat]

kkk[tiri_esli_che]: d8600c23, ibii sen qayodan kip qolding?

[noodles]

kkk[tiri_esli_che]: d8600c23, nimedi? 707 to est LOL

master, ha asheyda =)

[CHOYHONACHI]

Tosh? Osh?

yesho bor ... ne puskayuttt !!!

:(

omadla

[noodles]

CHOYHONACHI, kuda? v Tosh ili v Osh? =))

[wyxpat]

CHOYHONACHI, oshga bordingmi? zafar bilan ko'rishmadingmi?

master, ha asheyda =)

qasheyda??? ;)

[noodles]

haligi boru...

[wyxpat]

qaysi??? anumi?

[Max[banned]]

master, =) osha de...

[CHOY_off]

master korishtim ... seni ustindan kulishtik ... :lool: ...

koroche endi sentyabirga qoldi shekilli ...

endi otip tashlashsa ham boraman !!!

qochlaring .. qasoskorlar yolda ...

:lool: omadla ... max qale dostim sancho !!! :P

[Max[banned]]

CHOY_off: f16eb4e8, zor:)) banned! lol

[3Zam_Minister]

В Чечне открылся первый Гипермаркет. Самый ходовой товар -
"Растяжка от Данон".

[noodles]

so qale endi? =)

[CHOYHONACHI]

max ... san boru ... san .. san oshade ...

kkk pozvoni nam .. semiz ...

omadla

[noodles]

CHOYHONACHI, nu.... qaysi? barbir chunmadim...

[kkk[Marsta]]

CHOYHONACHI, uyda o'tirasilami yo yo'mi?ulashamiyorum :( lekin yana bir harakat qipko'raman:)
Max, bugun b-dayingmi?so'radim qo&dim,""nimedi`" demagin :P

[CHOYHONACHI]

ula kkk, uydamizku kechkacha .. yolki palki ... uydan chiqmasam ...

telefonunu yaziver ... prvya yada e-maile ..yada onovu yahshi korgan aken boru oshani e-maliga ... muahauhaha ... abi kardewsh ... bide kan kardeshleri ... mauhauhau ... espirime yekildim ...

max ... kkkchi .. ashnaqa ... haligi boru ... ashnaqa ...

omadla

[noodles]

kkk[Marsta]: 136fca58, shunaqa nimedi? =))))

CHOYHONACHI, ozin kkkchi =))

[Royal]

ula kkk, uydamizku kechkacha .. yolki palki ... uydan chiqmasam ...

telefonunu yaziver ... prvya yada e-maile ..yada onovu yahshi korgan aken boru oshani e-maliga ... muahauhaha ... abi kardewsh ... bide kan kardeshleri ... mauhauhau ... espirime yekildim ...

max ... kkkchi .. ashnaqa ... haligi boru ... ashnaqa ...

omadla

Choyhonachi

Bu deyman toy yaqinlahgan sari duduqlanichga otibsizmi deyman...... :D

Mayli buyogi tinchlik bolsin, toydan keyin yana imo-ishoraga otib ketmasayiz boldi.... :P

[wyxpat]

iqhm iqhm!? haligiiii.....
heh mayli estan chiqti
hamma apandilaga omadla

p.s. Max bo'misan?

[Royal]

master

Daaaa, usta aka, bu qarichilik simptomlari, tamoqlar qurishga boshlabdi, esdan chiqishga boshlabdi hozir oylagan narsalar , hozir korgan odamlar ham bir pastdan keyin huddi kormaganday bolayapti shekilli

[Royal]

...Uchitelnitsa sprashivaet :

- Vovochka, a gde nahoditsya Zanzibar ?
Vovochka:
- Hmmm, a ya vse Bari v gorode znayu, a takuyu eshyo ne slishal , a chto noviy kakoyta bar chto li ?

[noodles]

master, borman... uyga borip keludim... hehe =)

[CHOYHONACHI]

Max, man esa uydaman...uydan chiqolmaypaman ... shayze ...

a tak boru ... kkk ashnaqa ekan ... rostan ham ..amin boldim ..

a tak apandila har doim yahshi odam bolgan edila va boladila ...

omadla

[Polvonali]

Bir idora kotibasi hamma vaqt ishga kechikib kelarkan. Direktor unga dedi:
- Ayting-chi,oyimqiz,bu gun oqshom hech narsa bilan band emasmisiz?
- Hech narsa bilan!-javob berdi kotiba shirin hayollar og'ushida.
- Unday bo'lsa ertaroq yotingda,ishga kechikmay keling... :P

[Polvonali]

HOW TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU" IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:

English . . . . . . . . . .I Love You

Spanish . . . . . . .. . Te Amo

French . . . . . . . . . . Je Te :D :D aime

German . . . . . . . . . .lch Liebe Dich

Japanese . . . . . . .. .Ai Shite Imasu

Italian . . . . . . . . . .. Ti Amo

Chinese . . . . . . . . . . Wo Ai Ni

Swedish . . . . . . . . . .Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky: ... Nice Tits! :D :D :P :rolleyes:

DAXSHAT :twisted: :memo:

[Royal]

DAXSHAT :twisted: :memo:

qaysi joyi ?

[CHOYHONACHI]

nimani ?

omadla

[wyxpat]

ah?

[wyxpat]

a tak maza madrasa qomaptiku....
CHOYHONACHI, mazgi, toshkanga kep ketipsanu, indamapsan, mundo tilpon milpon qisang osh-posh qip beradik, oshna hee sendaqa apandidan....
a tak biz (men, Dazzle, Bizarre, Red_Devil, Akajon) kinoga tushdik, "taqdir" degan hich kim oxirigacha ko'rishga toqat qila olmadi blin :D

[G]

Zerikarlimikan yoki idiyskiga o'hsharkanmi

[CHOYHONACHI]

apandila haqida bolsa kerak de ....

master nima qili vaqtim ozro edi ...
a tak yana borarman .. shu yerdaman ku ...

6 soatli yol ekan ...

omadla

[royal#]

Atigaya ? Tupkani tagidan azgina yaqinakan !

[CHOYHONACHI]

a?

omadla

[Royal]

6 soatli yol ?

bu ishla kopayib ketib - hayollar parishon , sal quloqdan kettimi deyman a ? 8)

[CHOYHONACHI]

qulloq ketsa achinmas edim ...

ha mayliga hali hayot oldinda ...

omadla

apandila rules

[royal#]

Bu Sizam ja qiziq bolaykansizde oziyam Choyhonachi , bu Choyhonachilar ancha shavvoz bollar bolishardiku ozi.......

Etganizday hamma hayot oldinda hali......

[wyxpat]

CHOYHONACHI, qayerda u shu yerdasan?
a tak men ham shu yerdaman ;)

Yeap, They Rule For Sure

[Max_]

eee hormelaa... =))

[Royal]

Max_: f0de41eb

ti gde propodaesh....davnenko ne bilo slishno ot tebya...samie glavnie-jiv i zdorov?

[royal#]

Инстpyктоp по паpашютномy споpтy пpоводит с новичками инстpyктаж. Один из них спpашивает:

- А если y меня не pаскpоется основной паpашют и запасной тоже, то сколько я
бyдy лететь до земли?

- Всю оставшyюся жизнь...

[CHOYHONACHI]

apandila bir kun toplanganda qiymat boladi ...

:P

omadla

[royal#]

CHOYHONACHI

ha, Choyhonachi siz qattladasiz ?

[noodles]

Royal da tak poluchilos' ;) spasibo jiv zodorov.. kak sami =)

[Royal]

Hudoga shukur, yuribmiza changitmasdan..... 8)

[noodles]

ha yaxshi... kimda nima gapla?

[Royal]

Vot i noveiy anekdot:

V Uzbekistane konvertatsiyu razreshili 8)



Bir kuni......

Ozbekistonda pul almashtirishga ruhsat berishibdi, hamma hayronmish qaysi pul dib..

ana tarjima

[Azamega]

lolz!

"Propala Sobaka s Trima Lapami! Primeti, kogda piset Podayet!"

Peace

[noodles]

o'zbecha gapir...

[Azamega]

bilmimande :)

[]I[ A JL JL O D]

Eri<E> hotin<H> suhbatidan:
<H> Adasi bilasmi bugun qanaqa kun?
<E> Yo'q, qanaqa kun ekan?
<H>Bugun turmush qurganimizga 20 yil bo'ldi !
<E>Agar to'y kuni sani o'ldirganimda bugun qamoqdan chiqqan bo'lar edim !!!

Sho'tida kulish kerak :!: :!: :!:

[Azamega]

bir kuni ... bogande shuyam a? ;)
peace

[kkk]

Ko'p floodit' qilishmagin !
Shu topicca o'zim moderator bo'laman shekilli,zb. uje :lool:

[Max_]

kkkallavaram, uyatsiz gaplani gapirma... e o'sha sani...

[royal#]

Eri gazeta oqib otirib hotiniga etibdi:
-"Hotin bilasanmi? Atom bombasi 10 mln dollarga tayor bolarkanmish"
Hotini osh'honadan chiqib osmonga qarab duo qilibdi:
-"E, hudo bizani hovligayam shu bombadan bitta tashagin!"

royal#: 2760655f,

Bir kuni kennoyimizga gazeta o'qib bergansiz shekili Ha mayli silarniyam hovliga hudo hohlasa bitta ja atomniy bo'masa ham prostoyidan tushar

[royal#]

Guest: 7eeb7b16

Rahmat, rahmat. etiboriz uchun. birinchi bolib ozizdan bosin.....
biza keyin korboqamiza...

[Mister-X]

bir kuni yetita apandi gap sotip otirgan ekan ... yoniga bitta apandi keptiyu :Mannnnn ihr sied aber witzig!!! depti ... ski nemischa tushunmidi bu apandila .. kasal .. uzbecha gapir .. mauahuh torimi ?

yo aqlimga yana bitta keldi ...

bir kuni yetita apandi (kkk, CHOYHONACHI, BOBOY, afandi, master, whenever, death) gap sotip otirgan ekan ... yoniga bitta apandi (Jormonboy) keptiyu :Mannnnn ihr sied aber witzig!!! depti ... ski nemischa tushunmidi bu apandila .. kasal .. uzbecha gapir .. mauahuh torimi ?

stop yana bitta aqlimga keldi ...

bir kuni oltita apandi (kkk, CHOYHONACHI, BOBOY, afandi, master, death) osh qilgan apandini (whenever) uyida osh yep gap sotip otirgan ekan ... yoniga bitta apandi (Jormonboy) keptiyu :Mannnnn ihr sied aber witzig!!! depti ... ski nemischa tushunmidi bu apandila .. kasal .. uzbecha gapir .. mauahuh torimi ?

omadla apandila .. .. Bir kuni bir kishi vafot etibdi .Unga jannatga yoki do'zaxga tishish ixtiyori berilibdi. Unga farishtalar birinchi bo'lib jannatni ko'rsatishibdi. Haligi kishi qarasaki ottagilar rosa mexnat qilib, rosa ishlashvotganakan.
Buni ko'rib haligi kishi endi manga do'zaxni ko'rsatila dibdi farishtalaga, shunda unga do'zaxni ko'rsatishibdi, u erda hamma restaranda o'tirgande o'tirib, kayf-safo qilib, ichvolib, chekvolib, bir birini urib , so'kib otirishganakan
Shunda haligi kishi oylanib turib man shottan qolaman jannatni nima qilaman dib o'ylab do'zaxda qolibdi.
Oradan azgina vaqt o'tgandan keyin hali kishidan shunaqangi dod-faryodlar eshitilishi boshlanibdi u farishtaladan sorabdi:
"Nimaga hali boshqacheydiyu do'zax hamma mazza qilib otirgandiyu , endi bosa hammani azoblavosla, nimaga???"
shunda unga bir nido kelibdi:
"Ey gofil banda, axir bu reklameydiyu!!!" digan

Bir kuni bir kishi vafot etibdi .Unga jannatga yoki do'zaxga tishish ixtiyori berilibdi. Unga farishtalar birinchi bo'lib jannatni ko'rsatishibdi. Haligi kishi qarasaki ottagilar rosa mexnat qilib, rosa ishlashvotgan.
Buni ko'rib haligi kishi endi manga do'zaxni ko'rsatila dibdi farishtalaga, shunda unga do'zaxni ko'rsatishibdi,
u erda hamma restaranda o'tirgande o'tirib, kayf-safo qilib, ichvolib, chekvolib, bir birini urib , so'kib otirishganakan
shunda haligi kishi oylanib turib man shottan qolaman jannatni nima qilaman dib o'ylab do'zaxda qolibdi
oradan azgina vaqt o'tgandan keyin hali kishidan shunaqangi dod-faryodlar eshitilishi boshlanibdi u farishtaladan sorabdi:
"Nimaga hali boshqacheydiyu do'zax hamma mazza qilib otirgandiyu , endi bosa hammani azoblavosla, nimaga???"
shunda unga bir nido kelibdi:
"Ey gofil banda, axir bu reklameydiyu!!!" digan

:angel:

[G]

Mavzu davomiga

Bitta student o'lib qolibdi. Keyin do'zahga tushibdi har doimgidek. Shayton yoniga kelib qani bratishka talla qaysi do'zahga borasan oddiygami yoki studentlarnikigami deb so'rabdi.

Student ko'reychi bir debti. Oddiyga qarasa hamma gay guy qilayotganmish lekin kunni ohirida shaytonchalar kelib hammasini ko'tiga mih qoqibdi.

Studencheskiyda unaqa hech narsa bo'lmayotganmish Student studencheskiysini tanliman debti.
Mazza qibdi har kuni aroq - vino qizlar karoche g'am yoqmishde. Oradan 6 oy o'tgandan keyin shaytncha kebdi qo'lida bir karobka mihmish.

Studentga qarab og'ayni endi sessiyani topshirish vaqti keldi debti.

[PARAZIT]

Gomer,
uawhahahaha,
usha mihlarni ichida ora orasida 120li kotta kotta mihlar ham bor ekan, bu kiyin domlayu, kiyin darsni zachoti degan ekan :)

[noodles]

hmmm... :rolleyes:

[Gray_xx]

xex :?

[chayhanchik]

nechta apandi bo'ldila?

[Royal]

chayhanchik
san bilan +1

[Mr.Patriot]

Royal Sanam apandimisan bo'tta?
Anu kuni sani televisordan ko'rsatishdi, rosa maqtashdiyam bu odam kelajakda yetuk apandi bo`lish qobilyati bor deb. Lekin gap yo apandilikni davom ettirovir.

[Royal]

Mr.Patriot
Rahmat, etiborila uchun..

P.S. qorqma , sanam apandisan!

[noodles]

www.apandi.uz

[CHOYHONACHI]

nikogda ne zabivay so-tovarishey po apandiland !!!

:lool:

yoki yesho lutshe : nikogda ne zabivay pervoprohodimsev Apandiland!!!

:lool:

yana bitta : nikogda ne zabivay kto pervim raskril svoy glaf v Apandiland!

:lool:

omadla

[PARAZIT]

hamma apandi ekanda uziyam :) a apandilar ?:)

[CHOYHONACHI]

ot apandi i slishim .... хи-хи-хи

omadla semizla Apandi oliy janoblari

[Dunyokezganqalandar]

royal#: 2760655f, ja apandilar sho'tga yig'ilib qolibduku, hehehe :P
royal manga bitta bomba kerak faqat tashama, pochtadan posilka qilib yubor :D

[monster]

bomba? :rolleyes:

[Royal]

[quote="dunyokezganqalandarroyal manga bitta bomba kerak faqat tashama, pochtadan posilka qilib yubor :D[/quote]

Manda u kinoni kopiyasi yoq lekin. U kino manda bogandayam sanga jonatmasdim chunki u kino "R" rated bogan. Aha. :D

[Dunyokezganqalandar]

Royal, Manda u kinoni kopiyasi yoq lekin. U kino manda bogandayam sanga jonatmasdim chunki u kino "R" rated bogan. Aha.
u americanetslar tomonidan "R" rated bo'ladi biza o'zbeklarda unaqasi yo'q baribir mahallada hammasini eshitib boshdan o'tkazib katta bo'lganmiz
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
a tak lekin man uni ko'p marta ko'rganman, yana qanaqa kinolaringiz bor????
manga to'g'ri keladiga faqat "Zumrad va Qimmat" demang :? :? ;)

[Royal]

Eeee hozir osha Zumradlar ham Qimmat bop ketgan hammasi!

[noodles]

!seen kkk lol

[CHOYHONACHI]

Kesha: kkk was anactive for years

:lool:

undan ham en yomoni ...

kesha: kkk was banned for ever!!!
:lool:

omadla

[noodles]

not bad...

[kkk]

Taaaak ,nimedi..haligi

"Yomonga o'lim yo'q"..


LoL
P.S:Max, Ko'p g'iybat qima

[noodles]

kkk, lol esheni gapirsa....

[CHOYHONACHI]

lol, Max uni buni qoy ... ti vidal nash site ...

kkk'ni uzun quloglarini srazu estan chiqarasan ...

omadla

[noodles]

jalla... basharasidan tuppa tuz odamga oxsharkan-u...

[kkk]

LoL,shu erdegilani ichida eng tuzugi men bo'sam kere...
Max, senku vapshe "shu erdegilar"di ichiga kirmisan..bashareni qara,boshini qara - soch ,kiprik degan narsa yo'...

[noodles]

ryadovoy kkk, oynaga qaraganinga ancha bopti shakilli...

[CHOYHONACHI]

:lool: ... tochno v tsel ...

lekin, haligi .. bir zamonlari hamma tupa tuzi odam edi ... :lool:

omadla

[Chapmi]

shaytonni gapi ga kirganda buzulub koya kolgan

[noodles]

mayli... qozonda bori cho'michga chiqadi lol

[CHOYHONACHI]

chomich hirnya ... max ti predstavlayesh kapkilga nima ilinadi ?

:lool:

omadla

[Royal]

Qatirmoch

[noodles]

shaytonni gapi ga kirganda buzulub koya kolgan

lol, shaytonni korib bitta anekdot esga tushib qoldi... karoche eshitila...

bitta odam bogan ekan... 20 yil umrini faqat yomon ishla bilan otkazibti - harkuni aro ichib, kosyak tortib, tyolkalani yopishtirib... nu karoche pippez gunohga botib ketibdi... keyin aqli kirib hudoi eslab endi haqiqiy dindor bolaman... yomon ishlarni tashiman debdi.... shu bilan 30 yil umrini duo=ijobat qilib, ertalabdan kechgacha namoz oqib, hudoga iltijo qilib, tarki dunyo qilib bitta tog'dagi g'orda yashabdi... shunda shayton hudoga qarab shunday debdi: ey hudo mana shu odam 20 yil menga itoat qildi, lekin endi 30 yildan beri senga itoat qilyapti.... lekin baribir men shu odamni sani yolingdan qaytaraman debdi.... bir kuni g'orni ichida haligi odam tilovat qilib otirsa bitta yalong'och qiz kelip, otahon iltimos shu yerda bir kecha yotib tursam boladimi? yoldan adashib qoldim debdi... endi u odam savob ish qili deb haligi qizga ruxsat beribdi... azginadan keyin haligi qiz olovni oldida farishta kabi raqsga tushishni boshlabdi... haligini badanini korgan odam ozini tutaolmabdi... va kechasi bilan mazza qilib $ikip chiqipti... ertalab haligi qiz shaytonga aylanibdi va rosa kularmush, 30 yil hudoga itoat qildin va baribir men seni oz yolimga ogdirdim, hudo yolidan qaytardim, harom ishga qol urding barbir degan ekan shunda haligi odam shunday debdi: men manu shu 30 yil hudoga itoat qilgan bo'lsam, 30 yil hudodan faqat bir narsani soragandim: "ey hudo, shu mani 20 yil umrimni harom qilgan osha shaytonni bir $ikay" deb iltimos qilardim, mana niyatimga erishdim degan ekan.... lol

kkk, peace =) yeglama :)

[kkk]

Uahahahaha........
yo'g'e,nimasi kulgili? :)
Max, bo'ldi endi senla bn. o'ynamiman.

P.S:[B]CHOYHONACHI[B],issssilooom aleeeykim...

[CHOYHONACHI]

Uahahahaha........
yo'g'e,nimasi kulgili? :)
Max, bo'ldi endi senla bn. o'ynamiman.

P.S:[B]CHOYHONACHI[B],issssilooom aleeeykim...

volekum assalom

borikallo ... borikallo ... :lool:

lekin CHOYHONACHI[B],iss ... emas, balkim [B]CHOYHONACHI .. :lool:

ha by the way : siteni kordilarmi apandila ? mauhauha .. eng yoqqani mani ozimni story'im boldi

omadla

[noodles]

uahahahaha zor anekdot post qimman a?:))

[Royal]

ertalab haligi qiz shaytonga aylanibdi

Bu toppa togri bor gap. Hammani insofini oziga bersin.
verguli qopti !

:rollsmile: :rollsmile: :rollsmile:

[CHOYHONACHI]

ertalab haligi qiz shaytonga aylanibdi

Bu toppa togri bor gap. Hammani insofini oziga bersin.
verguli qopti !

:rollsmile: :rollsmile: :rollsmile:

bersinu qatiga bersin ?

:lool:

omadla

[Royal]

CHOYHONACHI
Taqsir, eeeeendi, appiristli qimang, man etda "verguli" qopti dedim
lekin "harfi" qopti deganim yoq ?
Unaqamasde endi ? Kajdiy dumayet i sudit po mere svoyego isporchennosti
degankan bittasi.

Max ni gapidan quote qilgan parchani yahshilab oqidizmi , yetib bordimi ishqilib ?
tepasiga vergul qoysayiz yanada tushunarli boladi.

[CHOYHONACHI]

haligi ... qanaqa vergul ... qanaqa isporchennsot! tovba ...
ha ... shayton isporchenniy desangiz mayli unga qoshilaman !!! .. hehhh ... max aytkande uni ****** nechta odam otkan ekan bu dunyoni yaratilishdan beri ! :lool:

omadla

[noodles]

ey hudo, hammani oz niyatiga yetkazgin =))

[Royal]

Genius

Etilganki: Agar soralsa togri va toliq soralsin deb, shunga qoshimcha:

"Yahshi niyatlarga"

[CHOYHONACHI]

yana aytilgan : Inson hayotida har odim eng oliysiga erish uchun harakatta.

:lool: ... kimni en oliy niyatu orzusi osha bolsa kerak de :lool:

omadla